Well.........
That was fun.
..........
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
A New Low!
After about two straight hours of Nirvana youtube videos, I didn't think it was possible. And yet!
finely ground espresso + mug + boiling water on top + dash of milk= stupid American's Turkish coffee.
in my efforts to not wake up the sleeping dudes on my couch, this seemed the obvious solution. instead i woke them up and now have black teeth.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
FUCK
FUCK
I AM SO FUCKING FUCKED
AGHAGHAGHGAHGHAGHAGAHJAHGHAGHGAHGJAGHJGHJAGHJGAHJGAHJGHJAGHJGAHJGAHJGHJAGHJGAHJGA
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
ninja that shit
Master Splinter says:
Will, my son, it is the way of the ninja to use Scooby Doo quotes in your thesis.

what does it mean if i found the perfect quote to sum up my thesis-- its themes, theories and motifs-- even to the point where maybe i'll even use it as a chapter title, or at the very least on one of the inside pages before the introduction, so it's almost the first thing you see.. but that the quote happens to be:
-fred, from scooby-doo
IT SAYS IT ALL
OH MY GOD
THIS ISN'T FAIR
WHERE IN THE FUCKING JELLYBEAN PAPER DOES IT SAY WHETHER OR NOT YOU CAN USE RETARDED SCOOBY DOO QUOTES???
Friday, April 3, 2009
t minus 11 days to thesis; reason to go on
tonight's tally
thesis pages written: 0
emails written to will and cara about nirvana: 7
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
more prtyz

this is a little in-joke for yourself. blow a couple hundred on shrubs and cut them into dinosaurs, then invite friends over to celebrate your new vocation. the key is to stay sincere while your guests wonder if you've lost it. you'll chuckle to yourself, but after a while you'll wonder if you really are crazy. this can be reworked with lapidary, vexillology, terrarium-making, etc.
WASP party, or: tiny deaths of the soul party
"this cake is sinful, allison. i'm supposed to be no-carb but i'm cheating. have you seen the langs recently? they just redid ollie's study. they had a little get-together. i was surprised you missed it. this music is so unusual, is it brazilian?"
have i shown you this youtube video party
this is like a tupperware party, but less talkative and physical. psychadelics/downers welcome. no laptop no entry.
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